tastelessflesh:

} “I’ve seen people passing off wombat balls as a ‘cure’ for colds once on a website.”

                    “…that sounds fucking ridiculous, but to be honest, I don’t know what a wombat is.”

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tastelessflesh:

} “It’s probably one of those hunters who decided to be funny and failed miserably.

                    “That, or witches who thought it’d be good in their rat-piss potion. Or someone’s black-marketing it for idiots who think it’ll let them live forever. Reapers hate those people.”

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#ic: wait what is this bullfuckery?

                    I don’t know, but you can help me hunt down and kill whoever started this.

5 notes #that awkward moment when Skylar willingly starts a conversation

araragi—koyomi:

“Ah. That’s interesting. I’m a vampire, too. Not pureblood. I used to be a full one, but I was turned into one by sacrificing myself originally to save a vampiress with no limbs on the brink of death. Long story short, I was cured mostly and now I’m half vampire. Kinda like a hybrid, I guess.”

”..—what? Oh. Well, I guess I just thought you two would be dating or something, I dunno. I feel like you two get that a lot though, so I apologize for the misunderstanding if there is one.”

                    “…sounds more like someone who swallowed too much vampire blood and now they’re stuck at the halfway point.” A shrug. Wouldn’t be the first time he had heard of something like that. However, Araragi’s story wasn’t something he ever heard of.

                    “…I don’t know what you know about her, but no. To be honest, she’s made my life an actual hell for the last three years, up until April this year. It might seem like it, but we’re not dating. At all.” And no one will continue to believe you, Skylar.

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araragi—koyomi:

”..Yo.”

“So; you two basically do a lot of things together, with classes and such. I’d ask if you two were..you know. But it’s none of my business, and I’m not that interested. I’m assuming you’re not entirely human, either. Since Savvy isn’t. Or human at all. Which is alright, by the way. I’m not entirely human, so yeah.”

                    “Since we’re in the same classes and year, yeah. There’s other reasons for it, but they would worry most people. And she was mostly human, but then she had to go and get herself blown up.”

                    “Pureblood vampire. There’s not a bit of human in me. And what’s this ‘you know’…?”

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one—thousand—words:

; “…Hi?” said the Mainer, a rustic brow raised slightly.

                    “…hi.” Not a social person at all, therefor every word said would be in bored monotone until something changed. And he doubted that it would.

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3 notes #if I ever see anyone resembling Dani I'll let you know~

rainbowdelirium:

“Nope.”

                    “Go away!” Someone might get bit because of his bad temper.

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rainbowdelirium:

He turned around. “On second thought ill stay a while.” Cashmere smiled.

                    Oh, that was great. “No. Go away.”

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9 notes #oh I see!~ #well! nice to meet you~